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ARE YOU SINGLE?
Yes.
ARE YOU EMPLOYED WITH YOUR OWN MODE OF TRANSPORTATION?
Yes and yes.
DO YOU HAVE YOUR OWN PLACE?
I do. And it's equipped with state of the art electronics, a heart shaped waterbed and silk tiger print bed sheets.
REALLY?
Just kidding. I don't own any electronics.
SO WHO ARE YOU?
I'm a very interesting guy.
SO WHAT EXACTLY MAKES YOU SO SPECIAL?
Well, lets just say that when I'm driving, random people give me a thumbs up.
AREN'T THOSE PEOPLE CALLED HITCHHIKERS?
Whatever.
SO WHY ARE YOU SINGLE?
Good question. I get that a lot.
HOW DO CHILDREN AND PETS REACT TO YOU?
They like me. Matter of fact, I'm all for adopting from either species.
SO WHAT IF I ALREADY HAVE A BOYFRIEND/FIANCE/HUSBAND, BUT WANT TO MEET YOU? IS THAT WRONG?
Not at all. Honestly, its probably one of those things where we'll all laugh about it 10-years from now and ask, "what was I thinking?"
WHAT KIND OF WOMEN DO YOU LIKE?
Preferably the kind that are available. And according to my parole officer, they have to be of legal age.
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
No, I'm kidding, calm down.
WAIT, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ARRESTED?
Well there was that one time. . .
NO SERIOUSLY, HAVE YOU BEEN ARRESTED?
Chill girl, it was no big deal.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT WASN'T A BIG DEAL? I THINK BEING ARRESTED IS A BIG DEAL. SO DID YOU OR DIDN'T YOU?
For Christ sakes, calm down. I did, but it was a public intoxication back in college.
I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T MEAN TO GET ALL PARANOID LIKE THAT, IT'S JUST THAT, YOU KNOW MY EX AND ALL. CAN YOU FORGIVE ME?
Shhhhhh baby girl, of course I can.
SO WHATS A GIRL LIKE ME HAVE TO DO, TO MEET A GUY LIKE YOU?
Respond to this post and tell me a little about yourself. Maybe include a pic or two so I know you're real and not spam. We'll let magic take it from there.
MAGIC? WHAT KIND OF MAGIC? LIKE VOODOO TYPE SHIT?
No, it was a figure of speech.
WILL YOU RESPOND?
A gentleman always responds.
HOW DO I KNOW YOU'RE REAL AND NOT SOME SPAM?
Because spam can't tell you that today is Sunday, and Fathers Day (don't forget to your pops btw).
WELL HOW DO I KNOW YOU'RE JUST NOT PROGRAMMED TO SAY THAT?
Would spam know that William Howard Taft was the last U.S. President to sport facial hair?
ARE YOU MAKING THAT UP?
No, it's true.
SO ARE YOU LIKE SUPER SMART TOO?
Yes, I am.
OK, SO CAN YOU IMPRESS ME WITH SOMETHING ELSE?
Well, Albert Einstein was born with a rare deformity that resulted in his having 6 toes on his right foot.
WOW, THAT'S PRETTY RANDOM. HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?
Actually, I made that one up.
SO ARE YOU LIKE SOME LADIES MAN?
I'm more like a man of the people.
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