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I have a small penis. It's not so much as "small" in the conventional sense as it is just very long and very thin. I mean very thin. My nickname in high school was "needle-dick the bug fucker." It's seven inches long and has the diameter of a nostril (we can talk about what we can do with that factoid later).
I can't last very long. Every now and again I can last for about 30 seconds, but it will be a very frenetic 30 seconds. It may be a needle, but it works like a sewing machine. So, since sex is kinda not my forte, we'll have to stick with oral.
And I'm very good at giving head. I'm a cunning linguist, as it were. But, unfortunately, I have cliniy bad halitosis. I mean we're talking bad. Like, days later you'll take off your clothes and be all like, "What the hell is that smell?" That smell will be me. My mouth. My saliva residue on your vagina. For this reason, kissing won't really work either.
I'm kind of skinny, but I'm not physiy fit. To be honest, I have a heart condition; even if I were able to last longer than 30 seconds, I would probably pass out and need some sort of vasodilator. For this reason, if we were to have sex, I would need to be lying flat on my back and not moving the entire time. I said before that my penis works like a sewing machine. I lied. I'm a pathological liar, too.
And because of the whole heart thing, I have trouble getting it up when I'm anxious. So the first time we have sex will probably be the third or fourth time we do sexual things together. I'd like to think that patience on your part might almost be a somewhat rewarding experience. I'd like to think that.
My body is also very hairy. I mean, we are talking sasquatch-hairy. This is the reason why, say, if you were to try to give me a blow job to help me get it up, you'd probably end up doing something more akin to flossing your teeth. With my hair. Because I have a lot of it. Especially in the vicinity of my penis.
I'm totally drugs-free now, so that's good. In fact, I'm so anti-drug now that if you take anything harder than Prilosec I will be disgusted with you. Also, I think I'm totally disease free. I'm not sure, I haven't really checked ever, and all those weird scab things were only there for, like, a month tops.
What I am looking for in a "casual encounter":
Only tall, skinny-but-buxom blonde hotties between the ages of 18 and 21 need apply. Also, you need to have a car, and you need to pay for my dinners and drinks. Also, you have to be able to host.
Really, I'm especially looking for women who are actually spambots asking for my bank account number for some reason. If you're this type of woman, I think we'll really hit it off. Sexually.
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