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Me:
31 years old
White BBW (big beautiful woman)
college educated
great sense of humor/witty/sarcastic
no children
non-smoker
professionally employed and absolutely love my job
independent, not needing to be rescued, but would love to find a real gentleman who knows how to treat and respect a woman
occasional drinker
enjoys spending time with family and friends, writing short stories, reading, cooking, baking, photography, and a few other creative hobbies
loves watching movies, checking out local art exhibits, occasional weekend trips to Austin and great conversation, especially when they're peppered with inside jokes
recently acquired blow torch skills
Ideal male:
between the ages of 28-38
non-smoker
intelligent
funny/witty
appreciates good conversation and has good communication skills
looking for a long term relationship
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