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A Daily Enquirer News Exclusive BALTIMORE - Local man defies conventional wisdom and takes enormous risk. The Daily Enquirer revealed today that John S. did an extraordinary thing and actually wrote something interesting in his profile. How will such behavior be received? In a statement release yesterday, John said... "Gone are the days of saying I'm a fun, easy going, down to earth kind of guy who likes dining out, long walks on the beach... blah blah blah. It's time to bury that boring nonsense!" Women all over the country have been responding to his new and unique approach of actually being interesting! One lady we interviewed had this to say... "WOW! It was the first profile I've read in a long time where the guy didn't come off as being needy, or said that he is as comfortable in a pair of jeans as he is in a tux, or any other worn out cliché! This Guy Rocks, I'm moving to Baltimore!" ...Callie T, Long Island, NY. It would appear he's on to something... We caught up with John today to find out a little more about him. He didn't have a lot of time, so, we just asked him to describe what he felt were his best qualities. This is what he told us... "I approach life with optimism and a little humor. But, I'm also a practical person... I think rationally and with good common sense, however, I can also think from the heart. Listening is one of my virtues as I find I can learn more that way. I'm naturally affectionate (an amazing kisser), I try not to take life too seriously, but I can be serious when I need to be and - bad when I wanna be. I enjoy being playful, I like to kid around, laugh and have fun." Before he took off we were able to get him to tell us what type of woman he wanted to find. This is what he said... "She must be as naturally beautiful on the inside as she is on the outside; be in good shape physiy, mentally and emotionally; intelligent and a bit of a challenge; her optimism about life and people should rival mine; she likes to laugh, have fun, tease and be teased; and even though she is from the planet Venus, she is very much down-to-earth." We wanted to know more about this man, so we contacted our local sources and learned that John has been seen speed walking every morning at the crack of dawn in one of the local malls, at wine bars sipping the latest aged grape, buying healthy foods at the local markets and dining at small out of the way bistros. Our National and International correspondents tell us that in the past he's been spotted sitting on the balcony of the Cock and Feather in Hamilton sipping a margarita with an unidentified female, enjoying dinner with friends in the historic square of Old Town in Warsaw, hailing a taxi in front of the Lloyds of London building and exploring the Alaskan wilderness by train, just to name a few. Sources close to John have told us that he is something of a mystery and hasn't had an employer in years. One source, who wishes to remain anonymous, told The Daily Enquirer... "I've heard that he spent a great deal of time in niche corners of the financial services industry. But, recently it has been rumored that he has become a solo entrepreneur and is practicing the art of mass mind control. I have no idea what that is, but he isn't chained to a desk and seems to take a lot of time off. I'm not really sure what he does, but I'm certain he hasn't been seen wearing a suit in years!" Man of Mystery, Entrepreneur, Traveler, Optimist, Witty, Fun, Compassionate or just your average guy? We'll leave that up to you. One final note; John has been known to drop out of sight for long periods of time, especially after just meeting the right woman! |