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So, apparently even though Im male I need to put this anyway: I am NOT interested in married woman. Leave your husband THEN we can talk about having a relationship. Until then NOT interested. Why must I say this? Oh and if you shoot up in bathrooms not my style, sorry. The fact I have to mention this here kind of makes me lose faith in humanity. Moving on
So why the retired status? No, really I am retired. Not on social security. Heart issues (theres a joke about having a broken heart in there somewhere) and such. So my former employer had a nifty medical disability program and, apparently, they take heart issues serious. So *boom*. I now have all the time in the world.
So here I am. Im not all that great explaining myself here without writing a mini-novel.
Im 5 6", 0lbs. I figured Id mention that because *pulls statistics out of ass* 95.4% of the chicks here want someone 5 ", built, tall, dark, and.Im not any of those. In fact, about all I can really offer you is humor, occasional fun, and the comfort of knowing Ill actually listen when you talk.
Im kind of a renaissance person I like all kinds of things. Normal things, childish things (nerf swords, WEEEE!), adult things (Im a bit adventurous in this area). I also have a wicked chest scar (no its not a ploy to see those six pack of abs I dont have )
Ive got 1.75 cats (ask, sad story no ones fault though), and Im a gamer. Ill occasionally go out to play some pool, chill at a bar, or just relax at home. Since Im in the South, I figure its important to mention Im an agnostic atheist (referring to Dawkins definitions there). If you want my easiest answer for that Google this: marcus aurelius imgur for "Live a Good Life". And just like that BOOM 90% of the readers just closed the window. The other % you rock.
Im also silly and tend to use a lot of humor (albeit adult humor yeah I use "thats what she said" way too much probably as well as "your mom" jokes if its not funny to you then Ill buy you tequila until it is funny). Im weird, dirty, raunchy I say what others think.
As an added bonus, for this week only, I actually type in complete sentences. Hurry now! Guaranteed or your money back! If, however, you want to speak l33t speak or text speak I expect you to know hacker talk too and Im not talking about a silly SQL injection you better be able to write a C buffer overrun app hell, if you can tell me how WinNuke works from the Win 95 days Ill give you a pass. Otherwise, we graduated high school lets use this to communicate effectively because were adults and cool like that. Well its arguable that Im an adult however I am articulate and can be silly often enough.
I have an FL account. Ask and Ill give it to you. There is a former under my protection, a close friend of mine but we are not in a relationship.
Thinking about the occasional road trip San Antonio? Austin? Over the Pacific ocean? Atlantic ocean? Just drive until night fall, then drive more? /shrug I have all the time in the world now, apparently. I have a passport and adult looking hot sex NY Massapequa park 11762 am ready to rock n roll. Its cherry got popped at Amsterdam last year.
Brevity is not my strong point, apologies. Thanks for reading this whole thing Ill give you a cookie or buy you a drink (alcoholic or non, your ).