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You see, since I have only been working part time for about the last 2 years due to the shitty economy...I can't afford to treat you with lavish goods in exchange for lip locking. However, I have made a list of things I CAN do for you (or trade) if things get steamy!!
*I'll let you choose any 3 items off the dollar menu at the "Golden Arches"
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*I offer painting services (1 room only)
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*1 free foot rub (no fungal toenails or crusty skin feet)
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ICEBREAKER

A Blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says "Two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident."
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